THOG STANS RISE
I am entering this week with one agenda and one agenda only: Haley needs that veto.
I have accepted that I am a Haley person now. There is no going back. Do I think she understands exactly why Yash has her on the block? Absolutely not. Do I think she has correctly identified every person responsible for her current situation? Also no. Do I care? Apparently not, because I need that veto around her neck like I need oxygen.
The funniest possible outcome is Haley winning it herself. I do not want somebody rescuing her. I need Haley to pull herself down because the resulting confidence boost would be astronomical. She already has enough faith in her own interpretation of events. Give her an actual competition win while nominated and we may never get her back down to Earth.
Her relationship with Angela has also become extremely important to me. Angela being the person Haley can emotionally decompress with is objectively hilarious considering Angela's BB26 resume. This is like hiring a tornado as your life coach. Somehow, though, I buy that they genuinely like each other, and now I need this deeply questionable emotional support system protected.
Dee is still the player I have the most confidence in. I love watching somebody quietly operate while louder people take all the attention. There is something especially funny about Haley desperately trying to understand how certain things happened while Dee is just chilling somewhere in the house. If Dee can keep getting her way without getting attached to the decisions, that is scary. I need Haley and Dee both around because eventually I want Haley to actually figure her out. That confrontation could feed me for DAYS.
Devens remains one of my people too, although I need the DPOV saga to conclude. I like Devens when Devens is in danger. That is where the magic happens. Make him scramble. Make him campaign. Make him come up with something completely ridiculous that somehow works. He does not need training wheels.
And I am still not touching the Melody relationship discourse with a ten foot pole. I simply think announcing your six month anniversary on live television and then returning to whatever extremely ambiguous situation is happening with Drew is objectively hilarious. Maybe everything is fine! Maybe Aaron gave her a hall pass for $750,000! I do not know these people!
But none of that matters right now because my agenda is painfully simple.
Haley. Veto.
I need her to win it, pull herself down, walk back into that house with completely unjustified levels of vindication, sit Angela down, and begin explaining what she now believes is REALLY happening.
I have accepted that I am a Haley person now. There is no going back. Do I think she understands exactly why Yash has her on the block? Absolutely not. Do I think she has correctly identified every person responsible for her current situation? Also no. Do I care? Apparently not, because I need that veto around her neck like I need oxygen.
The funniest possible outcome is Haley winning it herself. I do not want somebody rescuing her. I need Haley to pull herself down because the resulting confidence boost would be astronomical. She already has enough faith in her own interpretation of events. Give her an actual competition win while nominated and we may never get her back down to Earth.
Her relationship with Angela has also become extremely important to me. Angela being the person Haley can emotionally decompress with is objectively hilarious considering Angela's BB26 resume. This is like hiring a tornado as your life coach. Somehow, though, I buy that they genuinely like each other, and now I need this deeply questionable emotional support system protected.
Dee is still the player I have the most confidence in. I love watching somebody quietly operate while louder people take all the attention. There is something especially funny about Haley desperately trying to understand how certain things happened while Dee is just chilling somewhere in the house. If Dee can keep getting her way without getting attached to the decisions, that is scary. I need Haley and Dee both around because eventually I want Haley to actually figure her out. That confrontation could feed me for DAYS.
Devens remains one of my people too, although I need the DPOV saga to conclude. I like Devens when Devens is in danger. That is where the magic happens. Make him scramble. Make him campaign. Make him come up with something completely ridiculous that somehow works. He does not need training wheels.
And I am still not touching the Melody relationship discourse with a ten foot pole. I simply think announcing your six month anniversary on live television and then returning to whatever extremely ambiguous situation is happening with Drew is objectively hilarious. Maybe everything is fine! Maybe Aaron gave her a hall pass for $750,000! I do not know these people!
But none of that matters right now because my agenda is painfully simple.
Haley. Veto.
I need her to win it, pull herself down, walk back into that house with completely unjustified levels of vindication, sit Angela down, and begin explaining what she now believes is REALLY happening.
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i'm def a thog fan but I dont know if I would characterize myself as a THOG STAN